Haha! I wonder how many of you who know me were like "WHAT!", but let me assure you that my time has not yet come (Oh, Romeo. Where art thou?)
I write this because I have been bombarded lately with the abovementioned topic. With friends getting married, engaged and on the road to either of the former, it's been on my mind lately.
Just this morning my mom told me that we have to find a good picture of me to "show" to her church friends. And then, as I was stopping by the fellowship hall to get a drink, I heard a friend's mom say "Hi A. ... Nuh unjeh sheejeeb ga?"
Sometimes I wonder if the mothers of the church discuss the subject of KUC's single and available girls. I wonder if they discuss us like the guys do Fantasy Basketball.
"Has she earned more points this week?"
"What's her ranking?"
"Which boy do you think will draft her?"
"Yes! She's got a 2-carat platinum ring! That's an extra 200 points for me! Wahoo!"
"What are your thoughts on this year's rookies?"
"OOh...She'd better find someone soon... or she'll be traded to Team Spinsters."Hmm... I wonder if there's a pool floating around the church with our mothers' wishful dates as to when their lovely daughters will tie the knot. If you ever get your hands on it, please let me know... I'd like to take a look at it. ;)
