Miss Orderly Conduct

In many ways I am very particular . Some call me anal. Others may say I'm a bit obsessive compulsive.

Whatever.

But, seriously... what can I say? I like order.

• If it's not a right angle, it's a wrong angle.
• A straight line is a good one.
• Clarity is brilliance.

So what if I pop the gum out of it's foil-encased package row by row, left to right?

And, who's to say it's weird to like things in pairs? Noah thought it was pretty keen.

Make fun of me all you want, people. Alls I got to say about the matter is...

What-ev-ah! [raspberry] ;p